August 6-7, 2019
It is many years since I have travelled with a child, and considering that most of the time I travel alone, I have probably underestimated the impact of another person, especially one with reduced life experience.
At the airport in Edmonton, we noticed a woman with an extraordinary hairstyle – bleached to white and sticking straight up in the air…she looked just like a Q-tip. We wondered: did she do that on purpose? Did she pay for that? And, in particular, what made it stay up? We saw her again in Calgary, and it hadn’t moved, so apparently it was deliberate.
From Calgary to Edmonton we flew on a Dash 8 – it has 12 rows of seats, and we were in row 12, so we were a little worried when a man came to the back looking for row 13. He ended up sitting in the cabin attendant’s jump seat. I know the flight was oversold, but this seemed extreme. The plane was strangely grubby, both inside and out. The ceiling needed a good scrub, and the paint was peeling off the part of the wing we could see out the window. I explained to E about the rules on the plane, and she told the cabin attendant about our trip, so he gave her a handful of snacks…not bad for a flight where they only serve cold drinks!
Dinner in Calgary, and then on to Heathrow. E was much more impressed with this plane- it was big, and clean. We sat next to a young woman who was taking her 1-year old son to Kerala to see her parents. He was fascinated with my skin colour, and spend a long time stroking my arm and laughing. Because she was travelling alone, I held the baby for her when she needed to stretch, and played with him while she ate. He loved my nail polish…apparently it looked good enough to eat.
The flight was boring, which is just the way I like it.
As we landed in England, E asked me “do they speak English here?”. This led to a long conversation while I tried to explain the history of the British Empire, which in her words was “just weird.” It’s a bit challenging to explain something historical to someone whose idea of old is “older than Grandpa”. Just wait until we try to tackle the Romans.
Next stop the bathrooms, which led to taking pictures of the toilet! I have been here so often that I failed to register the squarish toilets, which, quite honestly, look like something you would take camping. Immigration was easy except for the big posters telling people that there was zero tolerance for trafficking in young people. Hard explanation – the part about kidnapping was easy, the part about why people would do it was hard. I settled on saying that they turned them into slaves, and as E says, “that’s not very nice.”
We settled on the high-speed train into London- quite expensive but a 15-minute high speed ride to Paddington Station instead of an hour on the Underground. Then a taxi to our hotel. The hotel is very English…three converted three storey houses knocked together. The elevator was like a closet (another new experience for E). We left our luggage and headed off to seek an adventure. First stop: food! We decided to walk back to Paddington Station, which was only about 8 blocks and see what we could find. McDonald’s- something familiar for a tired child. E had a Big Mac, which she said was not the same, but “quite good”.
Our next destination, The London Eye! Fortunately, it was on a line that ran to Paddington Station so we didn’t have to change. Kids under 11 ride free here, so when we went to buy our ticket, the guard said to say E was 10 — who am I to argue? And no, an Oyster card doesn’t look or smell like an oyster. Oyster card is what they call the bus/subway pass here, and you can just add more money to it. You can also just use your debit or credit card, but having to use it every time we got on or off the bus made buying an Oyster card seem safer. 5 pounds for the card, which lasts forever, and then you can just keep adding money as you need it.
The Bakerloo Line is very old. It was opened in 1906 with quite beautiful art nouveau stations, all done in tile. It is easy to see why it’s called the tube – it’s all rounded arches. The cars are from1972 (Grandma, is that a long time ago?) and when it goes around curves, it screeches like the hounds of hell. Paddington Station to Waterloo Station was a simple trip, and then we spent the afternoon wandering beside the Thames, across the river from the Houses of Parliament. Big Ben is swathed in scaffolding and tarpaulins, with only its face peering out, looking strangely like a giant toddler.
We had booked skip-the-line tickets for the London Eye, and when we went to ask for directions, the guard told us we could go in, even though we were about 2 hours early. This was great, because we were both getting a little tired. It was definitely worth paying to skip the line – something that I have never done before. The line doubled back on itself several times, and was long and slow. E was happy to skip the line – she was worried that we would fall asleep while we were on the London Eye. It was great, a view both ways up the Thames, over Buckingham Palace, Tower Bridge and the Houses of Parliament. It takes about 30 minutes to go around, and the biggest excitement was jumping on and off, because it doesn’t stop.
Then ice cream.
We decided to picnic in our room for supper, so we found a Marks and Spencer grocery store, which was featuring an LGBT sandwich (lettuce, guacamole, bacon and tomato) in honour of pride month. Then I had to explain what pride month was to the interest of the couple standing behind us in line. Back to Paddington Station, and then we planned to take a taxi back to the hotel. “Oh no love,” the taxi driver said, “it’s only two blocks.” And so it was! Our 8-block walk from hotel to station was evidently the long way around.
Shower, laundry, dinner and then, next thing I knew she was asleep. And then so was I. All good except now it’s midnight and we’re both wide awake.